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Stimulating conversation over a glass of Oregon's Pinot Noir. The smell of salty sea air clinging to clothing and skin. Easy laughter. Fancy dining attire sans underthings. Fresh bouquets of white roses, peonies, and hydrangeas. Japanese, Thai, and French cuisine. Rainy afternoons spent under plush bedding. My friends Hermes, Celine, and Chanel. Yachts and helicopters and Tuscan villas oh, my! The smell of a campfire (s'mores are a must!). Two-somes, threesomes, foursomes & more-somes. Brown paper packages tied up with string. The sound of stilettos on marble floors. Sun-kissed shoulders, sandy bottoms & spf 50. Palo Santo filled rooms. Vintage Sauternes by the case. Shameless indulgence. Life by candlelight. Oriental Rugs in muted tones. Dyptique candles; Ambre & Vanilla. Luxurious textures-lace, silk and velvet. Well-tailored suits. Thought-provoking documentaries. Lengthy, thorough massages. Soaking tubs filled to the brim. A good old-fashioned key party. Intense sporting rivalries. Mirrors that double as headboards. Extra smokey mezcal cocktails. Heavily stamped passports.